IF ITS FABRIC, WE CLEAN IT

The Premier Furniture Cleaners for Moncton, Fredericton & Saint John

Our Services

Couch Cleaning

The deep clean your living room deserves. Whether it’s the favorite family sectional, a delicate armchair, or a set of dining chairs, we don’t just "surface clean." We use a specialized combination of natural solutions and power-scrubbing to lift deep-seated oils, pet dander, and spills. Our process is designed to restore the fabric’s texture and color, leaving your furniture looking (and smelling) brand new.

Carpets & Rugs

We suck the life back into your floors.

From wall-to-wall bedroom carpets to high-traffic staircase runners and delicate area rugs, we handle it all. We use professional-grade gear to ensure a thorough deep-clean without leaving your floors soaked. We pay extra attention to high-traffic zones and stubborn spots, ensuring a streak-free finish that protects your hardwood or tile underneath.

  • Includes: Area rugs, wall-to-wall carpeting, and carpeted stairs.

All the fabric in between

If it’s fabric, we can probably refresh it. Our expertise doesn't stop at the living room. If it has fibers, it can hold dirt—and we can get it out. From refreshing your car’s interior seats to deep-cleaning mattresses or staircase runners, we bring our portable, high-powered equipment to wherever the grime is hiding.

  • Includes: Vehicle upholstery, mattresses, headboards, benches, and whatever else you can throw at us.

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Let’s address the elephant in the room: We Suck. When we started in 2021, we wanted a name that was as honest as our work. In a world of corporate cleaning companies with fancy, forgettable names, we decided to be different. We chose a name that makes people smile—and one that perfectly describes our high-powered vacuum extraction. We take our name as a challenge: to be so good at "sucking" the dirt, grime, and allergens out of your home that you’ll never want to call anyone else.

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What customers are saying

  • Well, where to start? Even with my high expectations , this young man managed to surpass them. He is personable, eager to please and works diligently to ensure the client is fully satisfied with his work. It is impressive to see the determination in this young man to succeed and grow his business. I am more than happy to fully recommend Caleb and will not hesitate to call upon him again when the need arises.

    —Ron & Lisa

  • Excellent service- my only regret is that I didn’t do it sooner. Having 4 young children meant my couch was filthy. It’s back to looking brand new again! I plan to use this service yearly and would highly recommend to everyone- especially parents

    —Melissa

  • Caleb was fantastic to communicate with and quickly replied with a faily priced quote. I needed my couches cleaned after an incident left one of them quite stinky. He was able to quickly fit me into his schedule, which was greatly appreciated. My couches now smell and look fantastic. Thank you for the great service - I would highly recommend!

    —Danielle

  • I wish I'd taken pictures of the before and after because everything definitely looked like new! There was a faux fur rug with some bad orange stains that I didn't think were coming out and I'm so glad I was so wrong! The service was super professional, fast, and I feel the value for money was awesome!

    —Luis

  • What an awesome job! Caleb arrived at our home to do a huge sectional couch- ahead of time, bright smile, professional manner and speedy service! 8 hours later our furniture looks like the day it left the showroom and more economical than any other quotes received! i would highly recommend 'We suck couch and rug cleaning' to everyone!

    —Deb

  • Caleb est un jeune entrepreneur bilingue que je recommande fortement!! EXCELLENT service: rapide (1.5 h/3 sofas), connaissant (mes meubles sont comme neuf), flexible (rdv qqs jours après je l'ai contacté), prix compétitif, attentionné (quote reçu en qqs minutes), courtois et super gentil, etc. C'est tellement plaisant de faire affaire avec quelqu'un d'aussi professionnel 🙂

    —Karen

  • I’m extremely satisfied with the service I received - my couch looks brand new!! We had to reschedule due to a bad luck and he communicated with me very quickly and efficiently! Definitely recommend!!

    —Veronique

  • Highly recommend their services. I wish I had taken before and after photos to show you how bad it was and how good it looks. Very efficient and it all looks like new again. With the cost of buying new - definitely look into this service if your couch and chairs look like there seen better days. Will be using them next time I need something cleaned

    —Jeanne

  • Caleb did a Great job on our Thomasville furniture (white). We had some stains that did not come out the last time we had it cleaned by ANOTHER COMPANY. We Suck got those stains out and our couch, chair look almost new. Could not be Happier with the work. Fast and efficient. Thanks for the Great Service. Satisfied Customer

    —Doug

  • Caleb just finished and I’m soooooo impressed!!! I had him clean 2 large area rugs, 2 sofas, a sectional and my favourite chair. The chair that I bought when I graduated university 23yrs ago (holy crap) looks BRAND NEW!! My sectional that has been moved internationally and across the country looks amazing! I don’t even want to replace it anymore so hubby will be happy. Rugs look fab! Wow…just wow!! I’m so impressed!! I highly recommend We Suck!! ❤️😄

    —Marisa

  • Great experience! Excellent communication about booking the cleaning. The rug looks great… and bonus, Caleb was happy to have my very curious kids watch the entire cleaning. I would definitely recommend this service! 5/5

    —Alison

  • omg, I am so satisfied with the job Caleb did. My couch and love seat look absolutely brand new!!! I have a large black dog who owns the love seat, mud and all. Caleb has it looking brand new. Highly recommend We Suck couch & rug cleaning!!!

    —Paula

  • Caleb came out to help with our sofa that had been used and abused by our 5 children and 2 dogs. I was not sure how it would play out but decided to give Caleb a shot. WOW is all I can say. our sofa looks brand new and smells so clean! Thank you Caleb! If your on the fence I suggest you go for it and give We Suck a chance!!

    —Lindsay