Who we are

Founded in 2021, We Suck Couch & Rug Cleaning began with a simple mission: to provide the most thorough deep clean in New Brunswick. Led by owner Caleb and a dedicated small team, we’ve spent the last few years perfecting the art of restoration.

We aren't your average "spray and pray" cleaners. We combine natural cleaning solutions with a high-intensity power-scrubbing technique to break down years of dirt, oils, and allergens. By the time we’re done, we don’t just clean your furniture—we restore it.

WE SUCK... THE DIRT OUT OF EVERYTHING!

We’ve officially expanded and are now offering a wide range of cleaning services. You’ve trusted us with your comfort; now trust us with your foundation. From all of your furniture, to the driver’s seat & the kitchen floor, we are professionally equipped to handle it all.

LIVING SPACES

  • Sectionals & Couches: Deep extraction for your favourite chill spot.

  • Armchairs & Ottomans: Revitalizing the pieces that complete the room.

  • Mattress Sanitization: Because "clean" should go deeper than the sheets.

FLOORING (The Soft Stuff)

  • Area Rugs: Bringing the patterns back to life.

  • Wall-to-Wall Carpets: Deep cleaning for the whole house.

  • Staircase Runners: High-traffic areas need the most love.

SURFACE RESTORATION (The Hard Stuff)

  • Tile & Grout Cleaning: We blast through years of grease, grime, and NB road salt.

  • Grout Sealing: Protecting your floors so they stay bright longer.

  • Kitchens, Bathrooms & Mudrooms: If it’s tile, we can make it look brand new.

AUTOMOTIVE

  • Full Interior Upholstery: Car seats, floor mats, and carpets.

  • Salt-Strip Treatment: Removing that white crust from your vehicle’s floors.

The "We Suck" Standard

We know that letting a team named We Suck through your front door takes a leap of faith. We back up that name with a specialized deep-cleaning process and a an amazing track record of over 250 five-star reviews to prove that the only thing we actually 'suck' is the dirt out of your fabric."

  • In-Home Service: We clean everything right where it sits—no hauling heavy furniture.

  • Floor Protection: We use professional-grade guards and gear to ensure zero water stains or streaks on your hardwood or tile.

  • Proven Excellence: With over 250 five-star reviews, our growth is fueled by happy customers. If you aren't satisfied with the results, we’ll make it right.

Ready for a Refresh?

Your home should be your sanctuary. Let us help you leave it feeling the most refreshed it’s been in years. Get Your Free Quote Today using the form below!