Who we are

Founded in 2021, We Suck Couch & Rug Cleaning began with a simple mission: to provide the most thorough deep clean in New Brunswick. Led by owner Caleb and a dedicated small team, we’ve spent the last few years perfecting the art of restoration.

We aren't your average "spray and pray" cleaners. We combine natural cleaning solutions with a high-intensity power-scrubbing technique to break down years of dirt, oils, and allergens. By the time we’re done, we don’t just clean your furniture—we restore it.

What We Do

Whether it’s the family sofa or your car’s interior, we handle almost any fabric surface:

• Living Spaces: Sectionals, armchairs, and ottomans.

• Flooring: Area rugs, wall-to-wall carpets, and staircase runners.

• Automotive: Full car seat and interior upholstery cleaning.

The "We Suck" Standard

We know that letting a team named We Suck through your front door takes a leap of faith. We back up that name with a specialized deep-cleaning process and a an amazing track record of over 250 five-star reviews to prove that the only thing we actually 'suck' is the dirt out of your fabric."

• In-Home Service: We clean everything right where it sits—no hauling heavy furniture.

• Floor Protection: We use professional-grade guards and gear to ensure zero water stains or streaks on your hardwood or tile.

• Proven Excellence: With over 250 five-star reviews, our growth is fueled by happy customers. If you aren't satisfied with the results, we’ll make it right.

Ready for a Refresh?

Your home should be your sanctuary. Let us help you leave it feeling the most refreshed it’s been in years.

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